Monday, November 19, 2007

Rumor Mill

As reported in the previous entry, Colt's soon to be ex-woman stepped out this weekend with Texas Tech quarterback Graham Harrell. The two were seen getting cozy at a barn party post game having illegal drinks and then having legal drinks at a Chili's where they were accosted by wild farming fans.

Our sources say NoNameWhore was soaking up the limelight for once although she she wore her sunglasses at night and sported a new blonde hairdo. Our sources tell us no worries, it was just a wig. Why the strange behavior? Her sorority sisters say her very public appearances with Graham were meant to give Colt a good kick in the groin and that she says she's only using Graham for the current moment. We phoned around and got one of the second string players for Texas Tech to reveal Graham's side of the story. This anonymous source says that Graham is completely smitten with NoName and feels like the two are perfect Tech Royalty. Apparently her family owns half of the Texas Tech foundation or something and well he's their quarterback god.
Meanwhile Colt has been lying low preparing for the heavily anticipated A&M game. Our sources at Team Longhorn say he can't be bothered with Pony's antics and hasn't even bothered calling her all week. Could the high school love finally be falling apart?

And because I can never seem to not find a picture of Other Colt when doing any google search:

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