As far as famous Longhorns go, Matthew is it. Seriosuly, no one cares about Michael Dell or Britt Daniel from Spoon. Reneé Zellwegger? Sure but does she command headlines like Matthew? No.
Colt, you're one of the cool kids now. Forget about Vince Young stealing your lunch money a year and a half ago, look at where he is...(not the subject of an amazingly written vanity blog I can tell ya that). Based on recent sightings, you know how to party.
Take a page from the Matthew McConaughey play book and link yourself to as many women as possible. Go to 6th street, climb up the bar skank ladder, wake up with random lingerie tied around the steering wheel of your F-250, go shopping at the Gap shirtless. Then while you're at it, play the bongos naked. Live a little.
Yes, yes, we know Matthew knocked up his sweetheart but hey, he's not the one who's gonna be out of commission for 9 months.
In all honesty, boys night out should not look like this:
But more like:
definitely not like:
but just imagine:
Of course in around 9 months Matthew will be off playing daddy and you'll be busy with football again but you'll always have the memories.
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