Thursday, January 24, 2008

#7

#7 - Star in a "reality" show with Colt Brennan

Seriously, everyone and their dog has a reality show now and everyone who gets on one seems to be popular, albeit in that train wreck sort of way. But come on! Don't tell me you wouldn't watch this show. Texas-born, milk-drinking, Jesus-praying-to Colt McCoy shacked up with California-born, straight-Everclear-drankin', alleged sexual-offending Colt Brennan? If that doesn't sound like a recipe for some fun and sticky situations, I don't know what does. And there would be a pool. I'm just saying.

Example scenario: Colt B brings home a girl. Colt M knows this means trouble cause he knows B's history with girls and knows that they are not married. M confronts B in the kitchen and they get into a verbal fighting match that seems to be the centerpiece of any good reality show. It ends in hugs and tears as B gives his life over to Jesus while the girl helps herself to refreshments at the house bar the producers keep fully stocked. But before long B is back to his old ways. M rolls his eyes.

Or imagine an episode where M goes on a drunken bender and picks up a prostitute and Pony flies in for an intervention. Don't you see? The possibilities are limitless. Starring in a reality show with Colt Brennan would raise Colt McCoy's profile for all the right reasons.