Tuesday, March 11, 2008

#2

#2 - Be in a Milk ad.

Yes we understand you're in college football and you blah blah can't without blah blah breaking rules. Well that's the advantage of being a senior this year. You can play one more blah blah season of football and then go out with a bang with a nice "got milk?" grin. Why? Because you're Colt McCoy. You friggin' love milk. Milk saved the Baby Jesus. We all know so.
This would mean keeping the photo shoot under wraps. It would have to be done on one of your days off and then kept hidden until after your last game. Oh and the milk people will have to post date your check. Come on Colt, hide your tracks. This would only be a problem if you actually intend on winning the Heisman, i.e. Reggie Bush. But winning a Heisman would mean *cough* no interceptions *cough*.
Of course you can't do just any milk ad. You have to reinvent yourself. (Re)introduce yourself to the world as a post-football playing celebrity. The sky is the limit once football's over. Unless of course you want to continue playing football...which we totally blah blah support...but...come on....11 suggestions in and you still think football's the way to keep your face on TV?
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