Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Mcstache

By now we've all seen Colt's infamous pornstache. We at the McBlog cannot decide whether to love it or leave it. We've also heard the story that Colt doesn't shave during yadda yadda...snore. We knew there was more to the story so we sent our new intern out on the trail.
He dug around in the dumps, literally, and found out all the juicy deets. It seems Colt grew the mustache in preparation for an audition for a straight to DVD prequel to the cult film "Dazed and Confused." Yes, that's right. Colt was in talks to play the lead role of David Wooderson. Now we don't know the specifics of the plot but it's something about a young Wooderson drinking beer, driving in cars, doing things with girls, and having a mustache.
Unfortunately it doesn't appear our Colt will be starring in the movie any time soon. A source involved in the project says Colt's audition was disastrous!
"He kept trying to do this fake Texas accent. It was a big mess. He could have used his real voice," says the source.
At least he grew the mustache. That's more than we can say for Chace Crawford, who apparently now has the role. Will you watch?