Mcstache

By now we've all seen Colt's infamous pornstache. We at the McBlog cannot decide whether to love it or leave it. We've also heard the story that Colt doesn't shave during yadda yadda...snore. We knew there was more to the story so we sent our new intern out on the trail.
He dug around in the dumps, literally, and found out all the juicy deets. It seems Colt grew the mustache in preparation for an audition for a straight to DVD prequel to the cult film "Dazed and Confused." Yes, that's right. Colt was in talks to play the lead role of David Wooderson. Now we don't know the specifics of the plot but it's something about a young Wooderson drinking beer, driving in cars, doing things with girls, and having a mustache.
Unfortunately it doesn't appear our Colt will be starring in the movie any time soon. A source involved in the project says Colt's audition was disastrous!
"He kept trying to do this fake Texas accent. It was a big mess. He could have used his real voice," says the source.
At least he grew the mustache. That's more than we can say for Chace Crawford, who apparently now has the role. Will you watch?

We Don't Get It...

Maybe we should just revise that list to 12 Things Colt SHOULDN'T Do To Become Famous...


(Thanks to Courtney.)

Simply Gratuitous

Hook 'Em.

Oh My God, Yall, #1!

So, we here at the McCoy McBlog realize that a list of "12 Things Colt McCoy should do to become more famous" is about as dated as, well, as when Colt was not famous. Since the blog started, Colt has not only become a Heisman candidate and saviour to the State of Texas, he is an international sex symbol. And that's something we here at the McBlog would like to take some credit in. You guys and your "Colt McCoy Shirtless" searches. Yeah, we know about them. And we know exactly where they lead...

But in the interest of completing this thing and moving on, here is the #1 thing Colt can do in 2008... um... 2009 to become famous (short of winning the Heisman and National Championships)...


Adoption.

It may sound crazy but the #1 thing Colt needs to do to gain fame in '08 is adopt children from a 3rd world country. Think about it.

What other easy way is there to take up an entire week's news cycle and make the talk show circuit? Once the news gets old, Colt can do an exclusive interview and let cameras follow him around as he balances his new role as father with his old role of quarterback. And once that has worn off, the kid's gonna have a birthday party. And one heck of a birthday party it will be! Free Bevo rides for everyone!

And if things get a little tough, something tells me the Jolie-Pitts would be willing to help out. And while we're at it, why not suggest that they take in a new kid of their own? We mean Colt. We're not trying to pawn off anymore 3rd world kids on them.

Sure Colt's a little older than the usual age of Brangelina brats but he is from Texas, and in some places that is considered a third world country.



It's a new year (ish) and the McBlog is McBack!

It's Still Coming...

We haven't forgotten about the McBlog! We're working nights and weekends to make sure #1 is worthy of #12. In the meantime, I have uncovered a treasure that is sure to tide you over. What if I told you I found a commercial... starring Colt... in high school... wearing a letter jacket... and acting...

Watch and swoon!

These are the kind of things you find at 12:30 in the morning when you can't sleep and the Vicoden is waring off...

It's Coming...

Just letting all of you in the McBlogosphere know that we have not forgotten about you. In fact the delay has been because we are thinking of you. We've been busy pounding out something more than exciting for the #1 on our countdown. It's so amazing and insane that we had to actually put our legal team to work. Yes, for the things we've posted about Colt, we are lawyered up. Well about as lawyered up as you can be with a team of 6 law students.
So sit tight, get out your giant foam Hook 'Em hands and get ready for the #1.

#2

#2 - Be in a Milk ad.

Yes we understand you're in college football and you blah blah can't without blah blah breaking rules. Well that's the advantage of being a senior this year. You can play one more blah blah season of football and then go out with a bang with a nice "got milk?" grin. Why? Because you're Colt McCoy. You friggin' love milk. Milk saved the Baby Jesus. We all know so.
This would mean keeping the photo shoot under wraps. It would have to be done on one of your days off and then kept hidden until after your last game. Oh and the milk people will have to post date your check. Come on Colt, hide your tracks. This would only be a problem if you actually intend on winning the Heisman, i.e. Reggie Bush. But winning a Heisman would mean *cough* no interceptions *cough*.
Of course you can't do just any milk ad. You have to reinvent yourself. (Re)introduce yourself to the world as a post-football playing celebrity. The sky is the limit once football's over. Unless of course you want to continue playing football...which we totally blah blah support...but...come on....11 suggestions in and you still think football's the way to keep your face on TV?
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