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I've decided to give my own commentary on this past week's game. I'm hardly a sports expert but I try.




I guess I focused more on douchery and the Mack Daddy...I did say I'm NOT a sports expert!

A&M Game Mini-Recap

Well, that sucked. I'll post more about it later when I feel like it, but needless to say we got "pantsed."

It was so bad the aggies were trying to get to second base on national television just to get their kicks, as evidenced by above picture. Ugh. Like I said, more later when I'm done throwing up. Even though he had a pretty craptacular game, I do have to point out Colt's Superman curl in the first picture.

Texas Tech Game Recap

So anyway, the Tech game was really something else, wasn't it? Not only did our offense (and Colt) play their best game of the season, Colt had the best play of the game! What was it, you ask? Here's a cell phone video that Fernando took of the Jumbotron at the game.

Doesn't it just make you love him all over again? I was at the game (another Colt sighting!) and it was great! Who's he pointing at in the stands, you ask? His bitch of a (soon to be) ex-girlfriend! Word on the street is Pony (that's going to be her nickname) gave the QB of Tech (Graham Harrell) a "personal" congrats at a barn party after they beat OU tonight. When Colt found out, she responded, "well, he beat Sam Bradford, something you could never do!" (see previous entry). We'll have more on this story as it develops.

But back to the Tech-Texas game. We kicked their asses and there's not much more to say about it. Next week is the A&M game, played in College Station, and there's apparently some issues between Colt and the A&M QB. What is it, you ask? You'll know more as soon as we do.

Other Colt update. He was injured in his game last week, with a concussion or something. That's a shame. Here's a picture:

Wait, that wasn't nice.

Colt Sighting: The Nebraska Game

So instead of the usual Post Game Report (really, the pictures just aint what they used to be), I can actually give you a first hand account of the game cause I was there! And Colt was there! And I saw him! So it qualifies as a Colt sighting.

It's a little hard watching the game in person. Colt gets slammed like every single play cause we have no o-line and you're pretty sure he's dead but he gets up, trooper that he is. And then everyone around me was yelling at him and I'm all "why don't you go try that yourself, you fat redneck?" (sorry, dad). I'm serious, I was about to throw down (and anyone who knows me knows how much of a lie that is). Also when Colt makes a big play, theres this video of him juggling footballs on the Godzillatron. I can't tell if it's computer animation or if he really is that good at juggling balls cause it's quite impressive.

So we won (just barely) and I decided to press my luck and try to follow Colt to the locker room. Long story short, I was released from the Travis County Jail this morning.

OU Game Recap

To be completely honest, we really didn't watch much of the game because we were too busy planning for the McCoy McBlog McLaunchParty (which was quite exciting, by the way), but we think we can piece together an accurate account of the game based on the pictures our unpaid intern Fernando took up in Dallas. Mind you, you aren't going to find play by play recaps here, or analysis, or anything really having to do with the game itself. We like to pride ourselves on telling you about the things that really matter.


To get pepped up for the game, Colt listens to his dad reading passages from the Bible. Perhaps that is why he is so angry? Also on rotation in the playlist: AC/DC, Hoobastank, The Frey, Carrie Underwood, and Depeche Mode (that one got on there by accident, but Colt kinda likes it!)


The biggest story of the game, of course, was when Bob Stoops tried to stab Colt in the back. In Bob's defense, the little lady in the middle forced him at gunpoint to do it.

This doesn't really have anything to do with Colt, but we think it was worth pointing out that Mack and Bob don't actually hate each other. In fact, they were actually quite cordial. Here, inspired by a French movie they saw together, Macky and Bobby (as they call each other) blow kisses.

Might we just add that the UT pants are a little TOO see through? Not that there's anything wrong with that...



So yeah, Texas didn't win and that really sucks. Colt's face says it all. They played a good game, though. But look at the fire in his eyes. You know he wasn't going to let them get away that easily... (and might we just add that #22's gloves kinda freak us out. It's like the Invisible Man is hugging him. Or something). What happened after the game, you might ask?


Oh yes, Colt would get his revenge in the parking lot after the game. This is a McCoy McBlog exclusive! Little known fact: McCoy is a 7th degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do. It's true. Colt showed all the drunken fair-goers that he truly is a milk-fueled, one-man army!


And so Colt was finally victorious. It should be noted that Bradford was fine, 'cause Colt is not in the business of offing people off (unlike, say, a certain OU linebacker). Sam is just going to be playing with a bit of a sore shoulder next week.

So there you have it. Our first recap. UT, and Colt, played a decent game but dumb mistakes ended up costing us. Loosing always sucks, especially to OU, and especially when the team could have won it. As our dad once told us, no matter what happens in the game, at least you are not from Oklahoma. And that never ceases to make us feel better! Hook 'Em!