OU Game Recap

To be completely honest, we really didn't watch much of the game because we were too busy planning for the McCoy McBlog McLaunchParty (which was quite exciting, by the way), but we think we can piece together an accurate account of the game based on the pictures our unpaid intern Fernando took up in Dallas. Mind you, you aren't going to find play by play recaps here, or analysis, or anything really having to do with the game itself. We like to pride ourselves on telling you about the things that really matter.


To get pepped up for the game, Colt listens to his dad reading passages from the Bible. Perhaps that is why he is so angry? Also on rotation in the playlist: AC/DC, Hoobastank, The Frey, Carrie Underwood, and Depeche Mode (that one got on there by accident, but Colt kinda likes it!)


The biggest story of the game, of course, was when Bob Stoops tried to stab Colt in the back. In Bob's defense, the little lady in the middle forced him at gunpoint to do it.

This doesn't really have anything to do with Colt, but we think it was worth pointing out that Mack and Bob don't actually hate each other. In fact, they were actually quite cordial. Here, inspired by a French movie they saw together, Macky and Bobby (as they call each other) blow kisses.

Might we just add that the UT pants are a little TOO see through? Not that there's anything wrong with that...



So yeah, Texas didn't win and that really sucks. Colt's face says it all. They played a good game, though. But look at the fire in his eyes. You know he wasn't going to let them get away that easily... (and might we just add that #22's gloves kinda freak us out. It's like the Invisible Man is hugging him. Or something). What happened after the game, you might ask?


Oh yes, Colt would get his revenge in the parking lot after the game. This is a McCoy McBlog exclusive! Little known fact: McCoy is a 7th degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do. It's true. Colt showed all the drunken fair-goers that he truly is a milk-fueled, one-man army!


And so Colt was finally victorious. It should be noted that Bradford was fine, 'cause Colt is not in the business of offing people off (unlike, say, a certain OU linebacker). Sam is just going to be playing with a bit of a sore shoulder next week.

So there you have it. Our first recap. UT, and Colt, played a decent game but dumb mistakes ended up costing us. Loosing always sucks, especially to OU, and especially when the team could have won it. As our dad once told us, no matter what happens in the game, at least you are not from Oklahoma. And that never ceases to make us feel better! Hook 'Em!